Shalom Muthafunkers!

To those that know me….and to those that don’t, SHALOM MUTHAFUNKERS and welcome to The Technofile, a rebbezine devoted entirely to technology. Before we go any further though, let’s get something straight. I might be a technophile, but even I have my limits. If you want to read in depth analysis of system architectures, discuss the relative merits of PC cooling systems, or perhaps read this entire publication in machine code ‘because English is for wimps’…get a life! This rebbezine is about the technology related to creativity and entertainment (and for those creatives and entertainers who could do with sorting their lives out, which lets face it, is probably all of you, we’ll also be covering hardware and software to help you do just that).

Let’s get something else straight, The Technofile is as comprehensive as one of my mother’s dinners. Non platform, non format, non media (but not non urinary) specific, here you’ll find no tiresome debates about Macs v PCs, film v video, mega pixels v 35mm, magnetic tape v hard disc, or even vinyl v CD instead you’ll find them all coexisting peacefully side by side (like the Israelis and The Palestinians…sorry bad example). The fact is all platforms and all formats have strengths and weaknesses, they are all just tools and there’s no such thing as one universal tool for everything (apart from maybe a butter knife…as my friend Jackie Mason might say). So whether your mission in life is to create the next great film, video, album, web site, or whatever, this is the place to Rebbe!

MC Rebbe

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